We scan your page and tell you, plainly, what's making people leave. Free to find out. The fix is cheaper than the overpriced latte you'll forget you bought — and you pay it once, not every month. Legacy tools flag broken links. CipherSEO audits the semantic syntax controlling conversions and LLM indexation. Cognitive load, entity density, vector proximity — against live competitor matrices, in under 60 seconds.
The scan is always free. The fix report is $9.
No account. No 30-minute demo call. No "our team will be in touch."
Founder with no time, no team, and no budget to fix your SEO? You're exactly who we built this for.
A real scan of a DTC apparel brand, anonymized. Yours comes back in this exact format — with your numbers, your roast. Production scan. Live SERP + DOM + PageSpeed pipeline. No synthetic inputs.
Nearly half your visitors bounce before they figure out what you sell — basics, luxury, or limited drops? They can't tell, so they leave.Modeled conversion likelihood sits above median, but the drop-off cohort correlates with above-the-fold message latency.
Direct and lethal — no "innovative", no "seamless", no buzzword sludge. This is exactly how copy should read.Filler-phrase ratio sits at the floor. Minimal lexical noise; entity signal is clean and undiluted.
Academic friction. Lifestyle poetry like "soul of the ocean" buries the actual product — nobody should have to decode a homepage.Flesch-Kincaid syntactic load runs above the sub-3-second comprehension threshold. Sentence complexity is taxing parse time.
Premium pricing with no fiber specs, no GSM, no reason to believe. Visitors can't tell why it costs what it costs — so they don't buy.Primary value proposition fails to resolve. Weak message-to-intent alignment against the target query.
ChatGPT only half-gets the page. Passive voice and vague sustainability jargon make it harder for AI to surface you when buyers ask.Generative-engine legibility sits mid-band. Passive constructions and weak entity structure limit retrieval in LLM answers.
Looks too good to be true? Fair. Run one scan — you'll know it's real in 60 seconds.
Eight engines. One $9 payment. Not per month, not per seat. Full-stack semantic, technical, and competitive output. Single-transaction.
The sentences that sounded great when you wrote them at midnight? Rewritten. Our AI has processed more underperforming landing pages than any consultant you could hire, and it doesn't sugarcoat. Production-ready rewritten copy engineered to minimize reading friction and cognitive load across your conversion-critical page layer. Processed by Claude Sonnet — not Haiku.
Three versions of your hero, three different angles. Run all three. Keep the one that converts. Or just pick the one that sounds most like you — we'll have opinions either way. Multi-variant SERP-contextualized hero rewrites optimized against distinct intent clusters extracted from live competitor data.
The title and description Google shows before anyone clicks — the first impression almost no founder ever optimizes, and the one thing that decides whether you get the click at all. We write it to win the click and hand you the exact text to paste. Optimized title tag (60 char) and meta description (155 char) generated against live SERP context. Plain-English explanation of why the existing preview is losing clicks.
We look at the sites ranking above you and map exactly what they're doing that you're not. The words they use, the structure they follow, the topics they cover. It's occasionally humbling. It's always useful. Real-time entity gap analysis against your top SERP competitor — auto-detected or manually specified. Copy delta, structural advantage breakdown, and missing topical coverage gaps.
Your site's numbers next to your competitor's. Every metric, side by side. One of you is clearly winning this. Now you'll know which one it is. Dual-URL comparative audit across fluff density, PageSpeed, semantic clarity, and LLM crawlability.
Your page title, headings, image descriptions, and meta tags — the things no visitor ever reads and Google reads constantly. Corrected, written, and ready to paste. Canonical validation, H1/H2 schema mapping, alt-text coverage, meta-description CTR optimization.
A shareable link to your full report — no watermark, available for 90 days. Send it to your developer, your designer, or your next agency when they claim to already know what's wrong. Permanent scan URLs for client-facing delivery. Unbranded PDF export formatted for agency presentation decks.
Not a report to read — a checklist to do. Your top five fixes, ranked by impact, each with the exact change and how long it takes. Start at the top, work down, close the tab. Impact-to-effort ranked remediation list. The five highest-leverage changes across copy, technical, and SERP layers — each with the specific edit and estimated implementation time.
Stop refreshing your competitor's site at midnight wondering what they're doing differently. Drop both URLs and we'll show you exactly where the gap is. Input two URLs. Real-time comparative audit across semantic density, cognitive load, fluff distribution, and LLM crawlability. Full scoring delta across every conversion and ranking factor.
Everything else on this market was designed for teams with a dedicated SEO manager and a six-figure budget. You don't have either of those things. Standard platforms are keyword databases with no copy output and no conversion-layer analysis.
No black box. No magic. A very fast engine doing three things in sequence. Parallel multi-source ingestion → analytical vectoring → structured payload compilation.
Paste a URL. Three things fire at once — in parallel, not in sequence. Three ingestion pipelines fire concurrently the moment a URL is submitted.
Under 30 seconds later we have your copy, your competition, and your performance baseline — before scoring even starts. Most SEO audits stop at your own page; we build the comparison first, so the verdict tells you where you stand against whoever's beating you. PageSpeed never blocks the AI layer. The comparison set is built before scoring begins, so every verdict is relative to live competitors — not an absolute score in a vacuum.
Your copy runs through five scoring layers — three by math, two by AI. Five metrics: three deterministic, two model-scored via Claude Haiku.
The engine reads your actual words — not a template assumption about your industry. Works on SaaS pages, ecommerce product pages, DTC brand sites, AI tools, marketplaces, and agency landing pages. If it's public and conversion-focused, it can roast it. Works across every vertical — SaaS, ecommerce, AI tools, DTC, micro SaaS. The AI identifies your industry automatically and frames the rewrite suggestions in the language of your market, not generic SEO advice.
Pay once — less than a coffee. Claude Sonnet runs eight outputs. Single one-time transaction. Eight structured outputs via Claude Sonnet.
Every output is plain-English and ready to paste. It all lands in a shareable report URL (no watermark, 90 days) — plus three re-scans. Make the changes, run it again, watch the scores move. Fix, verify, fix again — that loop is the whole point. Sonnet, not Haiku — a materially more capable model than the free scan. White-label report URL (90 days), three re-scans, Tailwind DOM component export. Fix → verify → re-scan loop.
Honest answers. No FAQ filler. Covering scan methodology, payload scope, and integration.
The core scan — five copy scores, a written verdict, live competitor SERP data, and desktop plus mobile page speed — is completely free. No account, no credit card, no trial that auto-upgrades. You paste your URL and get results in under 60 seconds. The $9 one-time payment unlocks eight fix engines: AI-rewritten copy, A/B hero variants, a Google search preview fix (exact title and meta description ready to paste), a competitor shadow report, a 30-minute fix list, a head-to-head versus dashboard, technical SEO corrections, and a permanent shareable report URL. Three re-scans are included so you can verify your fixes actually moved the scores.
CipherSEO checks five core dimensions: the percentage of your copy that is generic filler (Corporate Fluff), how hard your page is to read without getting lost (Cognitive Load), how clearly your page communicates what you do and for whom (Message Clarity), how your page speed compares to your competitors (Survival Rate), and how likely AI assistants like ChatGPT and Perplexity can read and understand your page (AI Legibility). The paid report also checks your title tags, H1, meta description, image alt-text, and canonical tags.
Ahrefs and Semrush are powerful tools built for full-time SEO professionals managing large sites and complex campaigns. They cost $100–$400 per month and require significant expertise to use well. CipherSEO is built for founders and small teams who need a clear, plain-English verdict on a single landing page — and who don't have the time or budget to become SEO experts. Rather than showing you a database of keywords and backlink graphs, CipherSEO reads your actual copy, scores it, rewrites what's failing, and hands you the fixed version in a format you can act on today.
The free scan typically completes in 30 to 60 seconds. The paid fix report — which runs competitor analysis, generates copy rewrites, builds A/B variants, and compiles the versus dashboard — takes approximately 2 to 3 minutes to process. You will see live progress as each engine node completes. We know waiting is irritating, which is why we show you what the engine is doing in real time rather than a generic spinner.
No. The free scan requires no account and no email address. If you choose to unlock the $9 fix report, you will provide an email address for delivery of your report URL — that is the only data we collect during checkout. No password. No onboarding flow. No welcome sequence.
The $9 one-time report includes: AI-rewritten copy for your failing sections (processed by Claude Sonnet, not the free tier model); two to three A/B hero section variants built from live SERP data; a Google search preview fix — the exact optimized title tag and meta description to paste straight into your CMS; a competitor shadow report showing what your top competitors cover that you don't, plus a side-by-side fluff index and friction score comparison; a head-to-head versus dashboard comparing every metric against a competitor you specify; a 30-minute fix list ranking your top five changes by impact, each with the exact edit; technical SEO corrections covering H1, canonicals, alt-text, and OG tags; production-ready code blocks with your new copy formatted to drop straight into your site; 3 re-scans so you can verify your fixes actually moved the scores; and a shareable report URL with no watermark (available for 90 days). That is everything. There is no further upsell.
Yes — SaaS, ecommerce, AI tools, DTC brands, micro SaaS, marketplaces, agency sites, and any conversion-focused landing page. The AI reads your actual words and identifies your industry automatically, so the roast and rewrite suggestions are framed for your market — not generic advice that could apply to anything. The only pages we cannot scan are those behind a login or on a private network.
For a page you are actively sending paid traffic to, audit after any major copy change, before and after a paid campaign launch, and whenever you notice a significant drop in conversion rate or search ranking. The audit captures a real-time snapshot against your current live SERP competitors — so results will shift as those competitors update their own pages. Monthly is reasonable for a high-traffic landing page. Quarterly is sufficient if traffic is low or the page is relatively stable. The $9 is per scan — run it whenever something changes.
One payment. Every fix. We really mean it about the not-per-month part. Single-transaction payload. No seat licensing. No subscription overhead. No renewal.
The One-Time Fix Core Optimization Payload — Single Scan
one-time · not per month
Cheaper than the overpriced latte you'll forget you bought.
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Full Site Audit
$49/mo
Your whole site monitored and re-audited every month — not just one page.
Agency / White-Label
Custom
Bulk scans and unbranded, white-label reports built for client work.
No testimonials yet. On purpose. Zero fabricated social proof. Verify the output yourself.
We just launched. We could fake five-star reviews like everyone else does — but we built a tool that detects BS for a living. Launch week. No synthetic testimonials, no inflated counters. The scan output is the evidence.
Run the free scan. Let the product do the talking. When real founders say real things about it, they'll appear here — names, sites, receipts. Run the core scan against your own property. Score accuracy is verifiable in under 60 seconds, which beats any testimonial we could type ourselves.